feat:

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

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yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs


women that are for gender equality but don’t have a job because the man has to do al the work


literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus



natnovna:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

natnovna:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles


feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue

megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue


cumleak:

also i saw this on the unicef twitter page and thought id share


rlmjob:

life hack


imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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